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Wrong color, style, shape and fabric for her.

Linebacker width shoulders and tragic tattoos. I don't think she would look good in any style formal dress. Her body is masculine.

I don't know. The dress is more flattering than other things we've seen her in.

Man oh man, that’s one butt ugly broad. She reminds me of the chick at the drive thru window at Burger King.

She doesn't look bad; I'll give her some credit. The color and the dress are more flattering on her than past pieces she's tried to pull off. That said, the whole look emphasizes her short neck and manly jawline.

Surprise, young people don' always know how to get their game on!

Cut her some slack, her mother was Madonna for Gawdsakes. At least the daughter tried to cover her mammaries, unlike her mother.

A veil or a paper bag over her head would help.

I can't believe Madonna didn't advise against those god awful tats.

She might be someone who needs to be skinny to have a neck and nice shoulders. I find her figure peculiar given her dad was a personal trainer and that she was once a dancer

From the comments section of the Daily Mail:

“In the words of Austin Powers. That’s a man, baby!!

She looks like she's turning into Rossy De Palma

She looks like she’s turning into Louis De Palma

I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I think that if you'd bathe her regularly & looked past the trashy tattoos, she's a handsome young woman. Not pretty or soft but handsome.

Meaning that if she had a little class & learned how to properly dress and style herself, she'd be attractive. Think Joan Crawford, Wallis Simpson and other somewhat hard-faced women who created the illusion of glamour & attractiveness with style & chic clothing.

She looks kind of tranny, but not altogether bad at the same time.

Rumor Willis looks hot in comparison.

She does have a nice rack. And the gown looks nice on her tits. Her gowns usually have an il-fitting area. Here, the waist.

[quote] I can't believe Madonna didn't advise against those god awful tats.

Madonna has a whole bunch of trashy tats now.

I just really hate the dress.

Is she an MTF. And no shade I honestly cannot remember.

R11 Would you stop with that? Lourdes does NOT have a fucked up nose. They look nothing alike. Lourdes has an unfortunate prominent chin like Demi and Bruce's girls. She needs to have it shaved and lose 20 lbs.

She looks like the heiress who lives in a squat but still gets invited to glittering parties and finds any old fabulous thing to throw on. There is a glamor in that.

It’s amazing how someone is not embarrassed showing up to something just because of who their mother is. Like, get a real job.

In person Rossy is tiny, and delicate. Surprise.

How much blow has this tranny done?

R14, I will give you that.

But when is that likely to happen?

And when is she going back to school, or on to develop her own skills and talents?

[quote]R11 Would you stop with that?

Huh? This is the first time I've ever posted that.

it would help if she tried some other expression on her face that doesn't scream "I have a massive chip on my shoulder"

Re r28 vid….so she DOES have a cock? And wants us all to suck her dick. Charming. I really thought he was a she; with vagina. Guess not.

Wallis Simpson? You must be joking. The bitch would have to lose 50 pounds first.

She looks like total trash.

Her eyes show so much pain

I had never heard her speak before watching the video at R28. She sounds as trashy as she looks.

Madonna should have sent her to Miss Porter's to learn proper elocution.

Most straight men would find her sexy. She's a brick house.

Her childhood must have sucked bad

Looks a lot better than she did at the Met Gala but she still has a long way to go.

Wow,shes a hefty wench ! My shoulders arent that wide and Im a 6 ft man.

She could be the female Atlas with those shoulders and biceps.

Carlos was occasionally buff but basically he's a slight man. How did she end up a linebacker?

She looks like her dad. Wonder what her kid with Tony Ward would have looked like.

Lourdes looks like both her parents.

She was heard bitching how lame the Vanity Fair party was. And how she wanted to go to a real party.

She's not attractive to begin with, but that hair and makeup are absolutely atrocious. The gown might look good on someone else, but it doesn't look good on her at all either.

Put her look into context, OP. She looks totally normal for a 2022 Oscar party. Remember, it's a night time event. She's made up for the night time. That pic was taken under strong light. There's not going to be strong light at any Oscar party. The best plastic surgery scars show up under too harsh or coloured light.

She's pulling a face like her mom would for the camera. I'm sure she was a barrel of laughs as she socialized. Lourdes isn't the bow in the bright bonnet of every Hollywood party, and she chose well for this one.

Give the girl a break. I mean, she was prolly grateful to have an hour free of texting that psycho mother of hers, pleading with her not to have another procedure so soon after the last 35!

Shes actually really cute in r47's photo

She looks like Jersey trash.

where's her father now? he needs to tell her to cover up her rather huge, dimpled ass and thighs

Putting aside how she looks, remind me again why this woman with no obvious accomplishments gets invited to the Vanity Fair party in the first place?

Because......Mommy and Nepotism.

She always looks like she's mad at the world. If she was going to develop a personality she'd have done it by now.

How often do you think she beat the shit out of Rocco?

^^^ Yea, there are reasons Rocco chose to live with his dad, in another country. This butch bitch is probably one of them.

R59, she definitely looks like she could pick Rocco up with her bare arms and swing him around a few times before throwing him aside.

[quote] She always looks like she's mad at the world. If she was going to develop a personality she'd have done it by now.

To me she always looks jaded and bored. Like she has seen it all and nothing can impress her or shake her from her “dull torpor” (as Natalie Merchant would say).

If I’d come across her in a dark alley, I’d immediately give her my phone and wallet.

The very same ethereal, Italian, kind of beauty as Donatella Versace...

What do Gen Z think of Lourdes? They seem to like Shiloh Pitt.

It’s funny but I never see Lourdes talked about by the young crowd on social media.

r66 Perhaps only older Madonna fans know who she is.

Madonna had Carlos when he was at peak hotness.

She'd fit right in on Rupaul's Drag race! Smdh, why is her Mother pushing her out there?

The only thing Lourdes can do is spill the tea about Madonna.

Gen Z do not know who Lourdes Leon is, as they do not know who her mother is, apart from being a crazy older rich woman who takes half nude selfies. That is why Lourdes generates minimal buzz among the under 30 crowd. They would be bored by her hooker-chola schtick.

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r59 Rocco is a thicc gurl.

Madonna was very petite as a young woman and Carlos is wiry. I wonder how Lourdes ended up as solidly built as she is?

Celebrity children are insufferable with that faux-important face.

r75 She eats tonnes of junk food in rebellion against the healthy eating Madonna imposed on her as a child. Her weed addiction only further fuels her junk food consumption.

Looks like Ariel Winter going to the porn awards.

The hair and the pout are the least flattering parts of her look. The hair should be a shade found in nature and should be clean and have volume. You have to be skinny to wear your hair so flat to your head. The pout is causing unsightly lumps on her face, under her mouth. The hair is the worst, though.

She actually looked really cute with bangs at that younger pic upthread. She should consider some side bangs to soften her gangsta looks.

[quote]Madonna was very petite as a young woman and Carlos is wiry. I wonder how Lourdes ended up as solidly built as she is?

Maybe she was taking HGH during the pregnancy?

Trash with (mom's) money.

I love this hoodrat's style.

Do we know if Lourdes has anything to do with her adopted siblings? I wonder what they think of her.

She hangs out with the fat Kardashian?

R84, when they misbehaved, Madonna told them they better stop acting like brats or Lourdes is gonna come get them.

Nah, she just looks like a husky IHOP waitress. Which is what she would be without Mama's money.

She's already long hit that wall that her daddy did long ago, my god he looks like a crack whore from under a bridge.

She just looks dirty, like someone who who would have pubic lice.

He does a decent tuck job tho...

She’s shaped like the Oscar.

Fashion plate?

More like a platter with tureen.

Nah, she's got great breasts, nice ass, she's a brick house - at least for POC.

I had always wondered what Rondo Hatton would look like in full drag, and now I know.

The endless Lourdes threads around here recently crack me up. We don't just have Vadge to rag on, we have her linebacker daughter now too! At least her other kids seem to be normal.

And yes, how did she get so sturdily built? Her parents both are smaller framed - maybe she took after one of the grandparents?

She is a dainty mere slip of a thing, isn't she?

Like Audrey Hepburn reincarnated.

Horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow!

I see Madonna failed to teach her proper personal hygiene.

Oh dear. Her parents are reasonably attractive but she did not luck out with her genes...she inherited the worst physical traits of both of them.

Actually I take it back, she luckily has inherited Madonna's Bette Davis-hooded eyes......if ever anyone would benefit from covid mask wearing it would be her though.

R47 she looks cute there at 14...wtf happened?

Slack Jared is the word.

I remember how Madonna was all high falutin about French lessons and no TV. Money well spent.

It's a pity she lost her one big endorsement deal.

She needs bigger hair with more volume to balance out her proportions and distract from her thick neck and broad shoulders. The long, flat hairstyle severely parted in the middle just weighs her down and overemphasizes her somewhat masculine features.

OP Your exquisite irony is ably demonstrated by the use of the word "entirely".

Jesus, she looks like someone who runs a laundromat in Washington Heights, Manhattan.

Excuse me Chola we have one tranny here don’t need another. She’s vile. She’s less feminine than Caitlyn Jenner.

I think she looks so big because she got her dad's strong build and her mom's meatiness. Carlos is athletic but lean and Madonna is delicate but meaty...the daughter is strong AND meaty ie masculine.

She's an ugly woman whose wealth and connections have allowed her to produce a manufactured entity that she thinks she can sell. The irony is, she's so unattractive that the result of the manufacturing process only highlights how coarsely put together she is.

[quote] She needs bigger hair with more volume to balance out her proportions and distract from her thick neck and broad shoulders.

YES. She has too much neck for that flat, flat hair. Do something else with it. Anything!

Miss Leon just smoked weed before hitting that red carpet? She is looking crosseyed in these pics.

[quote]Lourdes has an unfortunate prominent chin like Demi and Bruce's girls.

No, she doesn't. Bruce and Demi's girls have/had prominent large chins. Lourdes has a prominent Habsburgian underbite, which is actually a lot more difficult to fix than a big jaw. Still, they have the money for it.

[quote] Lourdes has a prominent Habsburgian underbite,

It's funny she's (inappropriately) styled like Cher in the Seventies given that Cher is such a tough critic of her mother.

No. Cher was stunning compared to this girl. Fit and well groomed.

Who is hiring this weed ho and why?

This is what happens when you're raised by a narcissistic mother.

The poor girl never had a chance.

Just wait, if she's hanging out the K's, the plastic surgery procedures will soon follow. Give her a couple of years, she will totally morphe into a big booty black men magnet.

She's Puerto Rican and is built for business - I am sure black men love her.

[quote] Not entirely photogenic is she?

Oh she looks quite ‘busty’

R72

She can spill tea about her first love or boyfriend or whatever

She must be related to André Leon Talley.

"Zombie whore" ! I love it !

I'm not impressed that she banged Timmy C.

^^^What qualified her to be a student at a very exclusive school for the arts?

She looks like Katy Jurado.

I'm sorry, but she just looks cheap & tawdry.

R131 except 100000000000 times prettier

Did she finally shave her pits?!?

Didn't Madonna once jack Timothee off with one of her withered old paws?

Most celebrities are gay and so are their kids. Sonny Bono, Woody Allen ,Conan O'Brien, and David letterman are straight

R136, what are you babbling about?

R134 who cares? Men have much more armpit hair and body odor as a result, yet no one pressures them to shave. It's typical bullshit sexism to expect women, who have less body hair and body odor, to shave.

R125 she looks like a 50 year old divorcee with a chip on her shoulder who's trying to quit smoking in that Pic. Like her expression is that of a late middle aged woman...yikes

Smells fishy to me, R139.

R139 they dont have to shave if they dont want to. But you see,they know most men arent going to want to fuck a bitch with hairier pits than theirs hence,the pit shaving. Nothing sexist or misogynistic about it. You want the dick,you shave the pits.

Millennials and Gen Z are so weird about body hair. You either shave everything or don’t shave at all. There is a middle ground you know.

R139 The sexism is gross! It's almost as if people think of men and women as being different from each other.

She looks exactly like her mother during the 80s. All she needs to be her mother's clone is to lose some weight and bleach her hair.

She has more chin than her mother had back when Madonna had her original face.

I’ve heard vegetarians and vegans are repulsed by the bodily odors that emanate from meat eaters.

I feel the same revulsion for Lourdes, although I’m not a vegetarian or vegan.

Where is Miss Swan when you need her...

She looks greasy and unclean. Like a cockroach might scamper across the bodice of that very expensive dress. Almost Fellini-esque.

All that money and privilege...and she looks like an uneducated whore.

Someone shared the ALLEGED list of celebs invited to the Met Gala. It was basically all reality TV, “influencers” and hip-hop trash. I hope it’s fake.

Isn’t it a giant fundraiser? Who’s paying to attend an event where these people are the draw?

Lourdes has a perfect ass. You’ve gotta give credit where credit is due.

Gorgeous Cuban-Italian hair, too!

Bitch.

She needs a good female role model, some guidance and love. I’m serious! She looks so lost and unloved. Child of narcissistic parent is soul crushing. She seems adrift and forgotten. she has potential and despite chola look, from an interview she came across as sensitive and insecure. She needs a fairy godmother and makeover. She could be beautiful.

Celebrities often make horrible parents. It’s unfair if The kids are placed in the public eye with no protection or parenting. Most people resent or hate them..that must be horrible.

The most glittery bouncer.

[quote]She looks greasy and unclean.

When you smoke too much weed, it oozes out of your pores.

R153, I love that you are so compassionate and sensible. You’re right.

But it’s fun to make fun of her greasiness and hairy pits.

[quote]Gorgeous Cuban-Italian hair, too!

Do Cubans have to claim everyone? Fuck Cubans. Lourdes is borinqueña, that is she is Puerto Rican.

She's not unattractive - she's handsome and she's got a nice rack and while DL does not approve of ink, all the kids are doing it these days. But she has a hardness about her for a girl that didn't grow up in Jersey, but in the best places money could buy. If I saw her on the street, I move to the other side & quickly walk away. She looks mean.

I don't think you need to dress like a princess, Zendaya for example, managed to wear a masculine looking outfit yet still looked attractive and hip. Lourdes looks like the girl that hangs around the ladies room at Penn Station looking for smaller, weaker women to beat up.

R145 Her mother does not have linebacker shoulders or a thick neck.

Lourdes just needs better styling. Stop with the long middle part hair for one. I think she would look great with a curly or voluminous bob. Her stylist (I assume she has one) should consider vintage Halston, this true of draping would do wonders for showing off her figure.

i think we've established she "styles" herself

It'd be cool to see her — Madge-like — flip the script entirely.

Somehow completely evade infotainment-fame.

Shave her head and work at a public-policy endeavor and never take another selfie.

With all the advantages she has,this is what she feels she needs to do for attention. She should try to to find something that she finds rewarding and fulfilling. This isn’t working. She looks desperate.

She probably thought the Vanity Fair party was boring because they're weren't enough people her age or with a similar personality like hers or there were little to no drugs.

I know I sound like little Mary sunshine, but if she smiled she would look much better. A Little personality and positive energy would help. My God, she has everything going for her really.

She is attractive in a ton of candid bikini pics at the beach . She has a severe ethnic look though

sniff - sniff -

Is that sardines packed in olive oil that I smell?

[quote] Her mother does not have linebacker shoulders or a thick neck.

R160 yeah she does, she does have a thick neck. I remember seeing it in the La Isla Bonita video when she had short hair and a low cut dress on. M is/was a sturdy girl...but more delicate than Lourdes

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R173 If that's a fantastic body, I'm the King of Dubai.

This woman is a walking trash heap.

How tall is that thing? She looks like shes a thickset 5'6 Real Housewife of New Jersey casdt member.

These are bad pics and she is nervous.

Lardass is channeling Andre Talley Leon realness

I don't think she's fat, but she is thick; the poster who said she looked like on of the middle aged goombas on Real Housewives of NJ was right

R152 is Madonnas PR Stan entering the chat. Fuck off her ass is LardoLike and her hair looks like the Halloween stores CHER wig.

She should get her jaw or bite fixed. Even so, arise seems solace, not as cruel as her mothers but along the same lines. I’m surprised she turned out this way, when she was younger I had heard how smart she is and she started the clothing line with her mother, she seemed a lot sharper and ambitious.

Her mother was much, much more beautiful.

ETA her eyes seem soulless, sorry.

M had her own look, and I liked it. However her eyes were always hard and cruel.

I've decided I kinda like this trick -- she's sorta fun for all the wrong reasons.

She's fat-adjacent. If she has any of Christopher's genes she'll be a tub of lard by 40.

Aunt Christopher eats her feelings.

R142, you don't know straight men. They don't care if a woman is hairy, they'll still fuck her. Any woman who's tried to get out of sex by saying she hasn't shaved knows this.

Madonna ,a lesbian, hung with Rosie O'Donnell and Sandra Bernhard. All three were ugly. Lourdes is a cute lesbian who does not have her mother's fame

You’re right it looks like a wig. Although in her case it’s likely her own hair, but it can look fake, maybe too long extensions? I cringe feeling like a grandmother but honey, do something with your hair!

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